There’s a reason that this blog’s
name is so. What other name would you give to a person who suddenly decides to
give the country’s most difficult exam just because the authorities increased
the no. of attempts to six, knowing fully well that the full day wasted could've
easily been utilised by sleeping, eating, watching the next tv series on the
list, or even, brace yourselves, by studying something worthwhile?
I am talking about the
UPSC (Union Public Servie Commission)’s Civil Services examination (popularly known as IAS ka paper), which was
held all over India on Sunday, 24th August.
I was one of those people who had
actually no idea what the paper was about, and with no remote intentions of being a
civil servant ever (kyunki aukat hi nahi hai*), but had turned up just
to gain some ‘experience’. I had heard a lot about the CSAT (questions
on quantitative aptitude, reasoning, comprehension etc.) fiasco and how the
portion of English comprehension had been made optional due to the protests.
Also since I have given CAT and other MBA entrances and have scored decent percentiles,
I hoped that I could at least do that portion well. Here’s the analysis of the
paper:-
PAPER 1:
This was the General Studies
Paper-I and had questions from every subject ever taught in school. As I
hadn't even opened any book for this, I was expecting to be blown away by the
questions and had hoped that I would at least recognise one or two questions. But the paper was the work of a genius. One look at the questions, and you would have
several cringe-inducing moments like, “Abe yaar ye to bachpan me padha tha/
Abe yaar ye waala to aana chahiye tha mujhe/ Abe yaar ye to news me suna tha kuch din pehle/ Abe yaar kaash atlas aur world map dekh liya hota ek
baar etc.*”. And yet the answers would not strike.
Another reason was that most of
them were questions with multiple answers disguised as Single choice questions.
Therefore, even if you knew one answer, you’d still struggle to get the whole
question right. Crime-Master Gogo from Andaz Apna Apna would’ve happily
commented, “Hath ko aaya, aur mu na laga*”. I also realised that UPSC is like a brilliant PR manager; luring the candidates into believing that with
adequate amount of preparation, the papers are easily solvable. This then
starts the year after year slog and thorough preparation, the result of which
for most comes out to be a jar full of nothingness.
PAPER 2:
This was the main reason for me
to fill the form this year. I was told that the General Studies Paper – II or
the CSAT (Civil Services Aptitude Test) is of a level easier than other MBA
entrance examinations. So I was fairly confident of scoring decently in this
section. But what followed was an absolute disaster. The overall paper was so
easy that it would've made no difference whether an average student prepared or
not. In fact, the level of the questions was much lower than the supposedly
lower level examinations such as PCS, SSC or the Bank PO examinations. Ok, now
before labelling me as an obnoxious snob, who’s trying to show off his mathematical
and reasoning skills, sample this word by word question from the paper.
Q 51. Consider that:
1.
A is taller than B
2.
C is taller than A
3.
D is taller than C
4.
E is the tallest of all.
If they are made to sit in the
above order of their height, who will occupy the mid position?
(a)
A (b)
B (c) C (d) D
The level of difficulty of this reasoning question is equivalent
to the following questions from various subjects: -
BIOLOGY:
Where is the Cerebrum located?
(a)
Heart (b)
Lungs (c) Kidney (d) Brain
CHEMISTRY:
The atomic number of Hydrogen is:-
(a)
0 (b)
1 (c) 2 (d) 2.5
MATHEMATICS:
If 5 pencils are sold for Rs. 3 each, and 3 pens are sold for Rs. 5 each, what is the
total amount received? (A similar question was asked in the paper as well)
(a)
Rs. 30 (b)
Rs. 50 (c) Rs. 70 (d) Rs. 90
GEOGRAPHY:
What is the capital of USA?
(a)
New York (b)
Washington DC (c) Jerusalem (unintentional) (d) Islamabad
HISTORY/CIVICS:
Who was the first Mughal emperor? / Who was the first president of India?
(Should I even bother with the options?)
COMMERCE:
The basic accounting rule says, _________ what comes in,
_________ what goes out**.
(a)
Debit/Credit (b)
Credit/Debit (c)
Import/Export (d) Raghu/Rajiv
Now, unless you’re the guy who
once said on an All India Radio quiz that the Taj Mahal is situated in Ajmer
(true story, but more on that later), you can pretty much answer these
questions on your own. Even if you don’t know some of them, you can be
confident about these if you prepare for even a month. If still not, you
should realise that this examination is not suitable for you, instead of
demanding scrapping off the section itself. Some people would argue that not
all questions were like this and some Comprehensions were tough as well. But
this is where the UPSC plays its masterstroke. It keeps the individual CSAT
cutoff to 30-40 (Again, no research of mine, this comes straight from the mouth
of those people who gave their 3rd/4th attempt, so don’t
reprimand me if it's a bit wayward). Each question is of 2.5 marks so even if one
can attempt 16 questions of this level correctly (there were at least 30), one
can score 40 marks and clear this section. As far as the general studies section
is concerned, the cutoff still ranges between 70 and 80. So the Paper II
becomes redundant as far as clearing the preliminary round is concerned, as it
is just a formality which enables you to get to the overall cutoff; which means
that the things remain pretty much the same as they were earlier. That do your General Studies portion well. There's no respite/hindrance. Also, as far
as the English comprehension cancellation was concerned, only 6 questions were
removed.
Well
played UPSC. Well played indeed.
PS: Done with the Namaste/Jai Hind
crap. I used to get irritated during re-reads; I can very well imagine the
plight of the readers.
*My international and regional
readers, kindly go to your nearest translators. I’m still recovering from the
shock of the paper.
**I always used to think that (b)
was the correct answer until a friend of mine told me that there’s a difference
between a bank’s book, and a customer’s book. I immediately thanked my stars
for not taking commerce and was given a further proof of my inability to clear
this horrifying paper.
Feeling pity for your plight. Good you came out with your Civil Feelings
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